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Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
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¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
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After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
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But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
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Make Nazis afraid again!
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
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Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
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And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
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I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
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Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
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In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …